Not Bad For His First Week....

Tuesday January 20th:

• Inauguration
• All last minute Bush administration regulations are halted until they can be reviewed

Wednesday January 21st:

• All Military Tribunals of Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Suspended
• Changes the Freedom of Information Act Guidelines to make government more transparent

Thursday January 22nd:

• Obama Bans Use of Torture
• Obama orders Guantanamo closure
• Enforces adherence to strict new ethics guidelines regarding lobbyists
• Freezes Pay of Top Staff

Friday January 23rd:

• Obama Intends to Lift Family-Planning 'Gag Rule'
• $20 billion clean energy bill clears hurdle